George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell.. While there they spot a RED PHONE and ask the devil what it's for ? He tells them it's for calling back to EARTH so PUTIN calls RUSSIA and talks for five minutes and the devil informs him the cost will be ONE MILLION DOLLARS, Putin writes him a check. The QUEEN calls ENGLAND and talks for thirty minutes, the devil informs her the cost is FIVE MILLION DOLLARS.. GEORGE BUSH calls the UNITED STATES and talks for four hours and the devil informs him there is no charge.. PUTIN and the QUEEN ask the devil whats going on and the devil informs them since OBAMA took office the UNITED STATES has gone to HELL and it's a LOCAL CALL...