Why would you go to Scotland yard?
I've often wondered if maybe I should get an Abrams or a Panzer, to help remind people to be more courteous on the roads. Of course, they would probably be so busy playing with their TV that they'd miss seeing the turret. Certainly parking would be no problem, because you could easily use it to correct the parking of those who cannot get their bicycle-sized cars entirely into a full-sized parking space.
On the way to work today, someone was tailgating me. I was wishing for a straight-pipe with a spark plug at the end to give him a warm feeling, but then traffic slowed. I let off the throttle, and the guy hit me. My trailer hitch went through his grille and radiator. Oh, darn. No damage on my truck, excapt maybe less chrome on the ball. A COP saw the whole thing. He told me to go, and I did. No police report for me, but that guy probably won't learn.
