Well when I came home today I found Buddy doing something I thought I'd never see him doing. I was totally shocked. I walked into the kitchen and there he was, snorting crack. That's right, he didn't even try and hide it. He must have been doing it for a long time and I just hadn't noticed the signs. I guess I'll have to go out tomorrow and get some caulking and caulk up that crack, then he won't have anything to snort. Except Lady Bug.