I'm not that limber, but never pictured myself in stripes.
One place I went, they could never get the pants quite right. The outfit was all black. Everyone was wearing black, with gold trim, but the pants just weren't right. The legs were about a foot too short, and were designed for someone with bird legs. The pants I brought with me were tan dockers and blue jeans. They told me the (tan) dockers slacks wojld have to do. So, I visited the mens' room, then got a wherlchair and a cloth to cover my legs. They wheeled me in. No matter what happened, I didn't stand. I didn't stand to greet anyone. I didn't stand for introductions, or for a presentation. I gave my speech sitting down. We completed negotiations. My counterpart kept needling me--particularly as he fancied my female associate. As my associate was wheeling me out, my counterpart made some sleazy comment to her about my being a cripple. I told him that, if I could find my pants, I'd get up and kick his butt. The guy about choked. As I was wheeled away, my associate stated that we'd head back to the room to get the pants. I'd have given good money to have seen the look on his face.