Bear with me. This is not meant to diminish the ordeals experienced by living people.
My Fiero has no apparent temperature control. It has no sense of taste or smell. It can sweat and be cold, at the same time. It coughs and has blackouts. It has difficulty breathing. It has body fatugue. In has runs. Sometimes it's congested. It has a headache. It has buildup in the throat.
I put all the symptoms into the CDC's self-test, and it says my Fiero may have COVID.