Happy Birthday Tim, another couple of years you can get your social security
Thank you!
Hey, in Kilometers, I'm only 36.6!
To save you all a lot of work, just pick a joke below... ;- )
I look like a million bucks... after taxes!
I've discovered the secret of perpetual youth... I just lie about my age!
When it comes to telling my age, I'm shy........ about 10 years shy!
I may grow older, but I refuse to grow up!
I've stopped exercising...pushing 60 is enough exercise for me!
I'm so old, that:
I knew the Big Dipper when it was just a drinking cup!
I knew Baskin Robbins when they only had 2 flavors!
I just got a prospectus from an old-age home marked "Urgent!"
Best,
FGTB