Friday, February 8, 2013
Dear St. Patricks Day Parade Committee,
Thank you for your letter of February 6. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we are unable to accept your refusal to offer us a position in your parade.
This year we have been particularly fortunate in an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of automobiles, it is impossible for us to accept all refusals.
Despite your committee's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants (i.e.; us), we find that your rejection does not meet our needs at this time. Therefore, we will assume the applied for position in the parade on the 16th of March 2013.
We look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting anyone else again. Ever.
Sincerely,
The Georgia Fiero Club