Pontiac had lots of fun cars. Tojan, Firebird, Fiero, Sunbird Turbo, GTO, G8, etc.
Now, no more Pontiac. Instead, there are a plethora of boring, forgettable vehicles. Anyone interested in buying a cardboard box that is powered by 900 D-cell batteries, has a top speed of 7.5 MPH, a maximum range of 18 miles, sits on a red wagon frame, uses recycled materials for its lawnmower wheels, and has 48 airbags? Oh, and it is painted neon green. Comes standard with bluetooth, wifi, Sirius radio, vehicle monitoring, low-jack, speed controls, automatic belts, anti-theft, remote keyless entry, auto start, car tunes, GPS, HUD, lane departure warning, proximity sensor, backup camera, auto braking, and adaptive cruise control. To save on electricity, the single wiper in crank, and the windows are crank. Weight has been minimized to 1,500 pounds by removing all suspension components. Inexplicably, sales have been low.
